高中英语笑话带翻译【精简5篇】

高中英语笑话带翻译 篇一

Why Did the Math Book Look Sad?

为什么数学书看起来很伤心？

One day, a math book was feeling very down. It had been sitting on the shelf for months without being opened. It felt neglected and unloved. So, it decided to confront its owner, a high school student named Tim.

The next day, Tim was studying for his math test when the math book suddenly spoke up. "Hey Tim, why don't you ever open me?" it asked sadly.

Tim was startled. He had never heard a book talk before. "Um... I guess I just find math really boring," he replied honestly.

The math book sighed. "I understand that math can be challenging, but you'll never get better if you don't practice. Plus, I have some really funny jokes and interesting examples in here. Give me a chance!"

Curiosity got the better of Tim, and he reluctantly opened the math book. To his surprise, he found that the book was right. The examples were indeed interesting, and the jokes made him chuckle.

From that day on, Tim started studying with the math book regularly. He realized that math wasn't as boring as he had originally thought. With the help of the book, he began to understand the concepts better and his grades improved.

The math book was no longer sad. It felt appreciated and fulfilled its purpose of helping students learn. Tim also realized the importance of giving things a chance before judging them.

Moral of the story: Don't judge a book by its cover, or in this case, its subject. Sometimes, things that seem boring at first can turn out to be interesting and beneficial.

笑话翻译：

一天，一本数学书感到非常沮丧。它已经放在书架上好几个月了，从未被打开过。它感到被忽视和不受爱护。因此，它决定面对它的主人，一个名叫蒂姆的高中生。

第二天，蒂姆正在为数学考试学习，突然那本数学书开口了。“嘿，蒂姆，你为什么从来不打开我？”它伤心地问道。

蒂姆吃了一惊。他从未听过一本书说话。“嗯……我想我只是觉得数学真的很无聊，”他诚实地回答道。

数学书叹了口气。“我知道数学可能很有挑战性，但如果你不练习，你永远不会进步。而且，我这里有一些非常有趣的笑话和有趣的例子。给我一个机会吧！”

好奇心战胜了蒂姆，他勉强打开了数学书。令他惊讶的是，他发现书是对的。例子确实有趣，笑话让他发笑。

从那天起，蒂姆开始定期与数学书一起学习。他意识到数学并不像他最初想象的那么无聊。在书的帮助下，他开始更好地理解概念，成绩也有所提高。

数学书不再伤心。它感到被赏识，并完成了帮助学生学习的目标。蒂姆也意识到在评判之前给事物一个机会的重要性。

故事寓意：不要以貌取人，或者在这种情况下，以学科来判断。有时，一开始看起来无聊的事物可能会变得有趣且有益。

高中英语笑话带翻译 篇二

The Forgetful Teacher

健忘的老师

In a high school English class, the teacher was known for being extremely forgetful. Every day, she would come into the classroom and forget where she had put her bag. The students found this quite amusing and would often play pranks on her.

One day, the teacher walked into the classroom and realized that her bag was missing again. She turned to the students and said, "Alright, who took my bag this time?"

The students burst out laughing, but no one confessed to taking the bag. The teacher sighed and said, "Well, I guess I'll just have to teach without my notes today."

As she began the lesson, she noticed a student sitting at the back of the class trying to stifle his laughter. The teacher raised an eyebrow and asked, "What's so funny, John?"

John couldn't hold it in any longer and said, "Miss, your bag is on your head!"

The whole class erupted in laughter as the teacher reached up and felt her bag on top of her head. She couldn't help but laugh along with the students.

From that day on, the teacher made it a habit to check if her bag was on her head before starting the class. The students also learned to be more patient and understanding with her forgetfulness.

Moral of the story: It's important to find humor in everyday situations, even when things don't go as planned. Laughing at ourselves and being able to laugh with others can make difficult moments easier to handle.

笑话翻译：

在一所高中的英语课上，这位老师因为非常健忘而出了名。每天，她都会走进教室，忘记自己把包放在哪里。学生们觉得这非常有趣，经常开她的玩笑。

一天，老师走进教室，意识到她的包又不见了。她转身对学生们说：“好了，谁这次拿了我的包？”

学生们笑了起来，但没有人承认拿了包。老师叹了口气，说：“嗯，我想今天我只能不看笔记来上课了。”

当她开始上课时，她注意到一个学生坐在教室后面，试图压抑笑声。老师挑了挑眉毛，问道：“约翰，有什么好笑的？”

约翰再也忍不住了，说：“老师，你的包在你的头上！”

全班爆发出笑声，老师伸手触摸到自己头顶上的包。她不禁和学生一起笑了起来。

从那天起，老师养成了在上课之前检查自己的包是否在头上的习惯。学生们也学会了对她的健忘更加耐心和理解。

故事寓意：在日常生活中找到幽默感很重要，即使事情没有按计划进行。能够嘲笑自己并能和他人一起笑，可以让困难的时刻变得更容易应对。

高中英语笑话带翻译 篇三

　　For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."

　　几个月以来，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的结婚戒指，因为我对黄金有点过敏。生日那天，我正在干园艺活时，丈夫问我想要什么礼物，

我举起双手说：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的两手都是光光的。”

　　Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening glove.

　　那天晚上，我满怀热情地拆开了丈夫送的礼物，“生日快乐!”他说。我打开一看：里面包着一双园艺手套。

高中英语笑话带翻译 篇四

　　A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

　　After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

　　In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

　　The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we're married."

　　The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

　　"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

高中英语笑话带翻译 篇五

　　This was to be the new blonde(金发女郎)flight attendant's first overnight trip, so the Captain was showing her the best place for personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as he was preparing the crew for the day's flight, he noticed the new flight attendant(空中服务人员) was missing. Since he knew which hotel room she was staying in he called her to find out what had happened.Crying, she answered the phone and said, "Help, I can't get out of the room!" "What do you mean, you can't get out of the room?" the Captain asked."Well I can only find three doors," she sobbed(啜泣，呜咽) . "One is the bathroom, one is the closet and the other one has a sign on it that says, 'Do Not Disturb'!"